Hi The only real downside would be that the next-door neighbour with the L-shaped balcony would be able to see onto your balcony if they stand towards the front of theirs. Iona cabins to avoid include some of the brand-new Conservatory Mini-Suites. Hi, These cabins are always in high demand so if you require a disabled cabin you should book your cruise as early as possible. Although, you cant guarantee you wont have noisy neighbours. Emma, Your email address will not be published. Ive worked in the cruise industry since 2015 and now my blog helps over a million people to plan their cruises each month. You are aware of the movement and shadow as they pass. Single balcony cabins accommodate one passenger, smaller balcony cabins accommodate two passengers, whilst standard and deluxe balcony cabins sleep two to four passengers. These are numbered 8140 8235. I will be careful when offered a change that I am not jumping from the fire pan into the fire. Jenni, Hi I am booked on deck 15 cabin 15735 at the back, hoping great view . Thanks, Hi! The choice can be a little overwhelming. There are only two family sea view suites on the ship. Also known as outside cabins, the sea view cabins on Iona are a great choice because, at 210 square feet, they are larger than both the standard inside and standard balcony cabins. We booked in the saver fare so we were allocated this balcony rather than choose it. If you were right above the theatre, that could be a problem, yes. The accommodation is similar in layout to the Seaview cabins just without a window. Iona is the biggest ship in the P&O Cruises fleet, with a length of 344.5 metres and a beam (width) of 42 metres. Hi, this will be my first cruise and travelling solo. Youll have a little protection from bad weather but wont quite be able to sit out in the sun all day. It is a little heavy and not something you can easily keep open to let the air in. It appears that cabins with two additional beds have one pull-down bed and one single sofa bed. The constant screaming and shouting from these things, even in bad weather was terrible. Suites on Iona are located on the corner of decks 9 to 15, offering large wraparound balconies with views from the front or rear of the ship. Having seen these cabins, Im surprised they are sold as balcony cabins. We are booked for 28th Aug this year so keeping our fingers crossed! In addition to the cabin number, each of the suites on Iona has a different name (apart from the two family suites) Family Suite - Cabin Number: 8109, Location: Forward Family Suite - Cabin Number: 8110, Location: Forward Adriatic Suite - Cabin Number: 9110, Location: Forward Aegean Suite - Cabin Number: 9111, Location: Forward Booked on the iona, first time cruising, travel agent has booked us on GF/Balcony Cabin 8144, she told me its a good part of the ship, is it far from all the restaurants and pools, going to the fjords 19th june to 26th 2021, after 2 cruises that have been cancelled. These signature Conservatory Mini-Suites are generously appointed with bright living space and benefit from a luxuriously furnished balcony. There are some balcony cabins on Iona which have much bigger balconies than others of the same grade (and therefore the same price). So if you want to guarantee a window seat, you could choose one of those numbers. Jenni. Jenni, Hi could you tell me if the 11738 is ok as p and have gave this one or should I get them to change it I am going Oct 2022 as a single passager, Hi Alison. Heres a link to it: https://www.pocruises.com/content/dam/po/pdfs/ships/2020-Iona-deck-plans.pdf I hope this helps. Jenni, Are the cabin sizes shown on Ionas deck plan to scale? Whether you want a well-located cabin, a panoramic balcony view or would like to save a few pennies there will definitely be a cabin on Iona for you. Required fields are marked *. The downside (in my opinion) of these cabins is that they all back on to the wraparound promenade deck, so their balconies are more like terraces and do not provide a sea view unless you are standing. The rectangular cabins sleep only two people whereas most of the square cabins sleep four. Didnt miss having a balcony (the destinations were not particularly scenic) and it gave me a good saving cost wise. FIND OUT MORE Iona has 95 of these conservatory cabins which are approximately 274 square feet in size and sleep up to four passengers. The light brown striped area is the deck where people can walk in between the balconies and the edge of the ship. I would like quiet and mid point of ship as i can get sea sickness. While most people are unlikely to look into your cabin too much, and you do have to be fairly tall to see over the balcony rail for most of the cabins, it can be a little uncomfortable if you are in one of these cabins. Otherwise, P&O Cruises can tell you if you give them a call. If you enjoy peace and quiet perhaps avoid cabins directly under the pool deck or Horizon restaurant or above the nightclub or theatre. But if you line up the deck plans it looks like youre far enough away that you shouldnt hear anything. It could be a little noisy on occasion depending on whats beneath you but I wouldnt let that put me off. Stateroom (cabin) categories on this deck Suite B5 B6 Conservatory Mini-Suite CV CW CY Deluxe Balcony Iona Accessible Cabin Bathroom Image: P&O Cruises. Lorrraine, Hi Lorraine. Plus, they are usually cheaper than balcony cabins. Hi Ian. I hope this helps a little? Weve recently booked aboard Iona for 2022 in one of the stern suites 9739 which is starboard side above the Club house. I guess everyone has different requirements but on the whole the cabins on Iona are great, you just need to be clear on what you are booking. Read More. Some balconies are almost as big as the cabin itself, which will provide lots of space for you all to sit outside together and enjoy the views of the Fjords. I just looked at the deck plan and your cabin seems to be in a brilliant location. Is there anything I can do to move? Be sure to join my email list for my best cruise tips and handpicked deals each week. Youll have some amazing views from that aft balcony! Jenni. Not only did I save money but I also gained twice the space in the cabin. I believe that you have to stand up to see the sea with a steel fronted balcony, although obviously cant say for sure as this is a new ship. l know its cabins above and below, Hi Brinley, Ive had a look at the deck plan and cabin 9216 looks to be an inside cabin. Thanks, Hi Jenny, any thoughts on the pros and cons on cabin No, 17221, loss very large for a GF. If you are a smoker you may wish to choose a cabin that has easy access to deck 18. I had 10745 in October 2022 and water did spill down from above at times and was fairly annoying. So, Ive put together this guide highlighting the pros and cons of different cabins to help you decide which Iona cabins to avoid and which to book so you have the perfect cruise. I wish we had read something like your article before booking! The balconies are steel fronted instead of frosted or clear glass. At this level you can expect exclusive services such as a personal Butler, in-cabin dining, priority access to various services. I had a little bit of cabin drama on my last cruise on P&Os Iona. Lower decks are good for people who suffer from seasickness as you wont feel much movement there. The trade-off with these types of cabins is that they are often cheaper than unobstructed cabins and can be in a good location. We are three pairs of couples looking for a balcony cabin each and two families of mum, dad and two children each (eldest will be 8years come cruise date). The cabin numbers available are 9739 & 9744 which I understand are above the nightclub however the insulation is usually fairly good so I wasnt that worried about that? The last set in the 710 club finishes at 1am and the party in the clubhouse can go into the early hours. This is our 2nd cruise and had superior deluxe cabin on Azura. At the back of Iona theres a lovely infinity pool. The only suites on Iona without a balcony are the family sea view suites. Many thanks. Im sure the view from there will be amazing! sorry butterfingers, meant to type looks very large. Iona, New ship, P&O Cruises Kathy Taylor June 5, 2021 p&o . Any help and advice would be much appreciated. Does anyone know if this is true as we still have time to change it. In fact, I found it a little surprising they would allocate a cabin with two access points to a solo female traveller. Otherwise, if you have the budget for it, take a look at the suites. Not necessarily a bad thing, but something to be aware of. There are two dedicated smoking areas on Iona, both on deck 18. All of Iona's cabins have a double bed that can be divided into two (single accommodation aside), interactive TV, wardrobe, fridge, sofa, vanity and stool and numerous charging and USB points,. Ive created a handy checklist to help you know what to look out for when picking a cruise cabin. Before booking any cruise it is worth considering the type of cabin you would like, especially if the ship is new to you. Iona deck 4 plan (Cabins) layout - review of all facilities, activities, amenities, deck layouts In the event of bad weather, a metal storm door will be closed over your balcony door leaving you with just the window. Hi Michael. Once you know this then, you should be able to pick the perfect cabin for your cruise. Yes you will find a fridge in your cabin on Iona. No obstruction at all. Hi Ian, I was about to say, Im sure that from my research that cabin looks fine for a family of 3. If those are available, they are great choices! I am thinking of booking deck 12 cabin 408, but it has a dead space beside it, what do you think? Have a great cruise! Jenni. If you are a night owl and are likely to be out and about this wont be so much of an issue. 95 Conservatory Mini-suites, and 24 Suites. Hi Karon, December will come round quick! Places to stay near Chandler are 1701.85 ft on average, with prices averaging $296 a night. My friend and I are booked on Iona cabin CV 9525. Enjoy! Yes, youre right. Linda, Hi Linda. It says 4 people can share it. First timer no idea if this is good or not? I loved doing this but it was just too time-consuming for me with so many requests. Ive not stayed in one of those cabins so cant say for sure. Note that decks may be high, mid or low. If you are a social person and love to chat with people around the ship, these cabins would be a great way to meet people. Thanks Jenni Iona deck 9 plan (Cabins) Deck layout and review. Staterooms directly below public and entertainment areas Cruise ship deck plans really are your best friend. Passengers to space: 35.52 :1 Launched: 2021 Cabins Balcony Cabin size: 101 - 362 sq. Any thoughts on if this will be big enough? She has worked in the cruise industry since 2015 and has taken over 20 cruises. Jenni. Click the button above to compare the prices of cruises from all travel agents. This also leaves these cabins free for families who need them. I have got cabin 8110 booked on Iona, I have just found out that its is just above the headliners is there any other cabin of similar size the I could go to instead. Currently, theres no way to know which ones have seats and which just have the window. Hi Jude. Unless you . You either love it or hate it. They have interconnecting rooms which can be fully opened to create a larger living space. This shouldnt be a problem at all as long as you book far enough in advance that there are enough cabins next door to each other. Weve been offered GA 11512 on Iona Iona has a cabin for everyone, with sizes ranging from inside cabins that are a little over one hundred square feet to suites which are more than five times as large. If you want privacy on your balcony, you should definitely avoid Deck 8 on Iona. To be able to choose your own cabin number on your P&O cruise youll need to book a Select Fare. Maybe were just heavy sleepers . Deck 9: 9402 - 9468. Speaking of deck eight, you might find people gathering here for the sail in and out of some ports. Thank you, Hi Mandy. Thankyou, Hi Marion. The cabin grades are shown in different colours on the deck plan. 11 key differences between Iona & Britannia, https://www.pocruises.com/onboard-activities/Gifts, https://cruisewithamber.co.uk/iona-conservatory-mini-suites-all-you-need-to-know/, https://www.cruisemummy.co.uk/po-britannia-cabins-to-avoid/, https://www.cruisemapper.com/cabins/Britannia-1028, https://cruisewithamber.co.uk/po-cruises-iona-best-suites/, https://www.pocruises.com/content/dam/po/pdfs/ships/2020-Iona-deck-plans.pdf, All decks. There are some cabins which are a little larger, but the main difference comes in the balconies. The queen-sized bed dominates the cabin but it still feels fairly spacious. I am a little disappointed at the balcony so am enquiring about changing. Your balcony is an irregular shape and a little larger than normal. Ive just booked 9744 and the agent says its above the Sunset Bar, She didnt think it would be noisy. Although if you wanted more space you could switch it for a deluxe balcony. In my opinion, that cabin will be plenty big enough for three people. As can be seen above, all cabins are very well appointed on Iona, but as with any ship, some are less desirable dependent on your personal preferences. We have just spent a week in a balcony cabin on deck 12. Suggested read: P&O Ionas family facilities: Kids clubs, restaurants and excursions. As you booked a saver fare, you cant be sure which you will be assigned. Hi, is cabin 15123 good for a group of 3 or should we go for a deluxe balcony to give us more space? I spent a few hours at the front of deck 8 while sailing into Olden and it was very breezy, to put it mildly! Plus you dont have to worry about anyone accidentally falling overboard with the deck between the balcony and the sea. First timers so fingers crossed having a forward facing balcony wont get too windy or anything. I have a Christmas cruise booked on Iona too! The privacy issue affects all of the balcony cabins on this deck, including forward-facing cabins and conservatory mini-suites. This could be by cabins next door or above. The cabins on the Iona deck plan are to scale, so if one looks a little larger than the others, then it will be. She cost 700 million pounds to build and expectations were definitely high. The image below shows how the curved design of the ship makes some balconies much bigger than others. Other cruise ships call these cove balconies or sheltered balconies, although P&O Cruises doesnt have a specific name for them. But we do take our own sign for the cabin door indicating If you hear us rocking dont come a knocking This group is for posting reviews, details, videos and pictures of P&O Iona cabins only. This little room can be closed off via sliding glass-doors, for more privacy. Located between the cabin and the balcony, there is a separate room which is furnished with a cool L-shaped sofa to create a distinctive lounge space. I hope this helps a little. I know the Iona runs on different fuels so do you think there will be any sort of deposits coming from the fuel. They are more like cabins with a patio rather than a balcony. We like a drink or 2 so Im hoping any noise doesnt stop us sleeping! Jenni, What do you think would be good accessible cabins, my hubby uses a mobility scooter and we need an accessible bathroom, would like a balcony cabin. With P&O Cruises the first letter of a cabin grade refers to the type of cabin, while the second refers to the location on the ship. Wow! These do tend to cost a little more than cabins that are at the front or back of the ship. Thanks, Hi Dorrian. There are only 12 single balcony cabins on the whole ship so well done for nabbing one. We originally booked an ocean view but were allocated 8105 which is over the bows on the infamous deck 8. Heres a good resource with more info about suites on Iona: https://cruisewithamber.co.uk/po-cruises-iona-best-suites/. That looks like a great cabin to me, enjoy your cruise! I checked the deck plan for you and that cabin has a * which means it has a single sofa bed. In fact, 17219 will be cheaper than 17305 because it is further forward, even though the balcony is five times as large! If you are not very social or value your privacy then best to avoid these cabins. Hello. There is some info here: https://www.pocruises.com/accommodation but whether the conservatory mini-suites have the same perks as mini-suites or superior deluxe balcony cabins, we dont know for sure yet. Cabins below sun decks can sometimes be noisy when loungers are scraped across the floor but you wont have that problem. I ended up joining the Facebook Group about Iona cabins, which helped to see photos of the cabins. Hi Gemma. Overall they are not bad cabins, its just the balcony thats not really a balcony that makes them one avoid if you can. Anyone with mobility issues or young children should aim to book a cabin close to places that they are likely to visit frequently, such as the pool, buffet or kids club. Much better than mine, haha! There are four main cabin types to choose from on Iona: Read on for more info about each of these cabins types. Choosing cruise ship cabins is a more complicated business than you might think at first. However, you are very close to the sea. Does that mean you would have no view of the sea when on a sunbed? Click here to see the Iona Deck Plan (opens in a new window). RentByOwner makes it easy and safe to find and compare vacation rentals in Chandler with prices often at a 30-40% discount versus the price of a hotel. While Ive titled this post Iona cabins to avoid, there arent really any cabins to avoid as such. If you suffer from motion or seasickness then its best to look for cabins in the middle of the ship and on low decks. First time on a cruise.. I hope this helps. I hope this helps? A friend is planning a cruise on Iona and asked about cabins. Its also a lovely place to sit and watch the ocean. However, I would expect that this would be a quiet cabin as its well away from public areas. The balconies on deck 5 of Iona are a little different in design from regular balconies. Jenni, Hi, Just wondering if you had any info on cabin 15457 on Iona, we booked saver and have been allocated this cabin but from the deck plans I cant work out if there is a balcony or not. Ionas inside cabins are between 101 and 190 square feet in size, with accessible inside cabins being 213 square feet in size. Jenni, I am looking to book a cruise on Iona on the 27-11-2021 in a special needs cabin do I need to pay inside select price or is it the same price, if so witch special needs cabins are in the best to have thinking my wife as a mobility scooter, Hi David. Hi Laura. The single and standard inside cabins are comfortable and spacious, measuring approximately 101-213 sq ft. P&O Cruises hasnt released any floor plans showing the layout of cabins on Iona. If not, then you might get annoyed with people in the way. Going to alter my booking on iona thinking of a suite if I book a saver fare are there any suites with a restricted view or no balcanies. Shows in some of the venues on board can go on late into the night and the early hours in some cases. You can view the Iona deck plans on the P&O Cruises website or by clicking here. Enjoy your cruise. and what decks please, Hi Alan, As far as I know, its only the suites on Iona that have the option of a bath. Looks like youve got a fab cabin there with an extra large balcony! There is also a storm door which will be shut in rough seas covering the balcony door and turning the cabin into a sea view one. All Deckplans Ship Wiki Staterooms. I think Id be more upset with being woken early due to noise above from the deck (scraping chairs and chatting!). It also has a sofa bed and a pull-down bed. As these cabins only sleep two, they wont be available for families with pushchairs, so thats not an issue. These have obstructed views because the whirlpool is between your cabin and the ocean! I did a med cruise in October 2019 with P&O on the Ventura. If youd like me to recommend a great travel agent, please email me at [emailprotected] and I will be happy to do so. Is this cabin the same grade? Smaller (no sofa), standard and deluxe balcony cabins are located on this deck along with some of the conservatory mini-suites. Thanks for your comment. Iona cruise ship deck plan has 2610 staterooms for up to 6264 passengers served by 1762 crew. Single inside cabins sleep only one passenger. Suggested read: P&O Cruises with no single supplement. Posts tagged iona cabins to avoid P&O Iona Cabins and Suites 2022/2023. Id be very happy with that one. That is a windy spot so you may not always be able to use your balcony when the ship is moving. When P&O Cruises first announced that they would be launching a cruise ship called Iona, she was promised to be the 'start of a new era in travel'. Deck 12: 12402 - 12470, 12601 - 12629 and 12602 - 12628. Many thanks. Hi! 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